rACHEL
Chief Taxidermy Officer ( CTO )
With a deep love and respect for wildlife, Rachel is mindful in her collection of materials and conscientious of the impact oddities dealers are making on the environment. She tries to use every part of the creatures she works with so that nothing gets discarded. She loves giving her art personality and providing opportunities for her pieces to be sent off to loving homes.
“I’ve been working late in the clown garage”
ALEX
Vice President of Sales ( Booth Babe )
Alex was not only hired for his provocative appearance and ability to attract customers, he was was also hired for his obscure knowledge base and his ability to lift display items. He has been a major escalator of sales in the last few years as he has developed an uncanny ability to connect others with the dead thing that best suits their personality.
“Oddly enough, I have never read the book ‘Who Moved My Cheese’.”
FERDINAND “DUMPLING”
Waste Management Coordinator ( Meat Dumpster )
Although Dumpling does not work directly in the manufacturing process, he supports the mouse business in spirit and in digestion. Dumpling is a giant black and white Argentinian tegu, and he loves mouse guts more than anything. In return for his lifelong support of the business, Classic Mouse Parade agreed to sponsor Lazy Lizard Snack Time.
“I am the Lizard King.”